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Issue 29 Spring 2006 For dowmloadable PDF version click (10Mb)
 
  CONTENTS

  Two Way Traffic? 3

  News in Brief 4

  Letters 6

  Porn Again 8

  Straight to the Point 10

  Springtime for Jules 11

  Fairtrade 12

  Think Global... Act N16 12

  Round the Bend 16  

  The Round House 16

  Market Forces 18

  Broader than Broadway 19   

  Stokey Press Watch 20

  Every Breath You Take 21

  Stoking the Pudding 22

  Arts & Entertainment 24

  Local Music 26

  Daniel Defoe 30

  Queen of Stokey 30

  Open Mic 31

  From a Small Tent in Cuba 32

  You Get Me? 33

  Church Street Trader 34

  Farmers' Market 35

   A Singular man 36

  Looking for Pete 37

  Just Over the Border 38

  Blue Riband 39
  Comedy Candy 39
  Wine 40
  Bagloads of Compost 40
  View from the Lane 41
  Boy in the Clock End 42
  Xword 42

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Springtime for Jules by Trevor Jones
By Trevor Jones

This May, Jules Pipe, the first directly elected Mayor of Hackney, is up for re-election.

Jules (forgive me for the familiarity) has, on the face of it, been a qualified success. He has been instrumental in rescuing the Borough from bankruptcy, given some direction to a Council that seemed like a rudderless Titanic and, hey, for the first time in memory we don’t pay more Council Tax next year. So what is my wish-list from Jules for Stokey? This is a subjective, 10-point Stokey action plan (in no particular order).

Power to the people. Listen to David Miliband, the local government minister. This means decentralising decision-making from an ossified, top-heavy Council bureaucracy to local communities. The Council exists to serve local people, not vice-a-versa. Linked to this…
Greater autonomy for the regions. It would be nice for Hackney Council to recognise that Stokey is not some fat-cat, yuppie island, but is a socially, ethnically and culturally diverse and vibrant part of the Borough. By the way, Mr Mayor, have you checked voting turnout figures? People in Stokey vote.

Revive the Stokey Street Festival. Let’s face it: by withdrawing its financial support Hackney Council buried the festival. What’s so wrong about an annual event celebrated and loved by all? People came here from outside the Borough, spent money, and it put Hackney, in a positive way, on the map.

Build a car park to help local businesses. They are not the enemy. They make an important contribution to the local economy and they employ lots of local people. Put a leash on over-jealous, self-important, minor Council officials who seem oblivious to local people and determined to spoil their lives e.g. officious traffic wardens, market inspectors (see Broadway Market article, page 18-19).

Take a close look at the activities of the aforementioned (and other) minor officials and analyse their raison d’etre. Please don’t talk about health and safety or related issues: N16’s readers are grown-ups and know the score.

Instruct your senior officers to reach puberty and take a hard line with the utility companies who have turned Stokey into a building site for most of the last ten years.
Do something about the cheap, ineffective street lighting that has low definition and makes Stokey and all of Hackney more threatening and unsafe late at night. While you’re at it, ask the bureaucracy why they opted for this kind of lighting and the nature of the contract they signed with the street lighting company.

Get rid of at least 25% of your senior management. Let’s face it, Jules, that’s what your New Labour colleagues are doing in the Department of Health. Redefine what senior management actually should be doing. Please no more of ‘let’s set up a committee to (er) prevaricate and (er) set up another working body to…’ with the help of some consultants the senior management just happen to know.

Introduce a ‘failure’ regime. If something goes wrong, then the buck must stop somewhere. Ok, senior management expect six-figure salaries (paid for out of Council Tax), but if they don’t deliver – fire them! By the way, have a close look at what kind of contracts they are on.

That’ll do, for a start.

The election is on Thursday, 4 May. The Mayor and all 57 Hackney Councillors are up for election.

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