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Issue 29 Spring 2006 For dowmloadable PDF version click (10Mb)
 
  CONTENTS

  Two Way Traffic? 3

  News in Brief 4

  Letters 6

  Porn Again 8

  Straight to the Point 10

  Springtime for Jules 11

  Fairtrade 12

  Think Global... Act N16 12

  Round the Bend 16  

  The Round House 16

  Market Forces 18

  Broader than Broadway 19   

  Stokey Press Watch 20

  Every Breath You Take 21

  Stoking the Pudding 22

  Arts & Entertainment 24

  Local Music 26

  Daniel Defoe 30

  Queen of Stokey 30

  Open Mic 31

  From a Small Tent in Cuba 32

  You Get Me? 33

  Church Street Trader 34

  Farmers' Market 35

   A Singular man 36

  Looking for Pete 37

  Just Over the Border 38

  Blue Riband 39
  Comedy Candy 39
  Wine 40
  Bagloads of Compost 40
  View from the Lane 41
  Boy in the Clock End 42
  Xword 42

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Our Boy in the Clock End

By Nick MacWilliam

I knew it couldn’t last. I’d been reliving the moment again and again in my mind. He picks it up in the centre circle. Skips away easily from the first challenge, ghosts past the second… the third…the fourth… must be, surely… byooodiful! Real Madrid 0 – Arsenal 1! Up yours, General Franco! You too, Beckham! What a display from the boys. Forget the media with their ‘Madrid were rubbish’ jargon, this was a new dawn in the history of the mighty Arsenal.

My state of nirvana lasted until roughly 4.45pm the next Saturday. Who needs the killjoys in the press when your own team can bring you down quicker than a case of birdflu. Sure enough, the lions of the Bernabeu reverted back to the donkeys of the premiership at Blackburn, going down 1-0 in an inspiration-free performance. Again. Now it’s starting to look as if there won’t be too many big trips to Spain or Italy next season (although possibly to Estonia or Norway in the wotnot cup). Top brass at the club have been reassuring everyone that they can cover for missing a year in the Champion’s League. That’s nice to hear (must be particularly sweet music to the players, knowing that low is acceptable), but forgive me if I’m not convinced.

Like it or not, this is the benchmark, the bare minimum if you have pretensions of being a big player in Europe. If you’re not in, you’re nothing. Forget about raking in the biggest gate receipts in the world, it’s not going to happen against the likes of Viking Stavanger. This team has gone from genuinely being one of the best in the world to struggling for the UEFA cup (I knew the name, really) in under two years. It’s a funny old game.

Some people say there’s not enough Englishness in the team, too many bloody foreigners. Of course, Kolo Toure couldn’t give a toss, whereas Ashley Cole is as loyal as they come. I don’t think so. It seems to me that certain players have reached a level of comfort which has numbed their passion. But we shouldn’t blame them. It must be difficult to maintain your focus when the club is trying to drown you in cash. Maybe it’s time to say goodbye to some people. No hard feelings. They’ve been good for the club and the club’s been good for them. If they ever return, we can wave white handkerchiefs in appreciation.

But hang on a minute. Arsenal are perfectly capable of putting together another one of their late-season surges and claiming fourth. After all, the Spuds must be getting nosebleeds up where they are. The fixture list isn’t too daunting and, at least for the time being, we’ve still got Henry. But it’s going to require one thing that’s been lacking all season: consistency (and by that I don’t mean consistently losing away games). They need to find it quickly as well, and not only for the status and financial rewards that Champion’s League football brings. But also because the prospect of having Spurs turn up to the penultimate-ever game at Highbury, having already sealed our European spot, is getting more real every week. And that’s a scenario that doesn’t bear thinking about.


   
N16 Crossword

006 by Gap

Answers on our website on
Monday 3 April

The twelve italicized clues are to the common names for twelve constellations.

The diagram entry should be their correct astronomical name (in Latin, just to make it easy)!

ACROSS
1 Dot’s companion has success in exam held by draughtsman, perhaps (8)
5 Lech is making an instrument (6)
10Fatigued editor loses; nothing new (5)
11I sail on to resort. Quarantine results (9)
12Hide face in legs somehow and convey secretly (7)
13Poison can rise when mixed (7)
14Using insect as bait – moves counter to end (6)
15Scoring zero with gun (8)
17One afterthought taken in by cult director editing sound (8)
20Ends harm affecting drover, perhaps (6)
23Emergency exit, maybe, when Jack replaced
pound of voter (7)
25Lichen product 1 down rubbed loin with (7)
27Edward VIII, for example, put ugly woman with cardinal in nude setting (9)
28Read quickly and quietly and behave sparingly (5)
29Billy Williams, for one; he is involved in race
riot somehow (6)
30One splitting a flower? (8)

DOWN
1Weak and healthy mammal … (5)
2… a 1 down with some vigour or quality (7)
3Awfully nice, dying of poverty, however (9)
4‘Form’ indicates all are welcome? (6)
6Gather together a service (5)
7Be in group received by Betty, perhaps, – a philosopher (7)
8Incur no damage creating a fabulous animal (9)
9Swimmer, lacking privacy, holds fig somehow (6)
14Deceive an attractive American woman (9)
15Expression of surprise unaffected by reversal (3)
16A red coin’s strangely covered with metal maybe (4-5)
18Sting from ridiculous price appearing before the queen (7)
19Welsh emblem put back from stem to stern (6)
21Strain when one isn’t working? (7)
22Circular instrument? (6)
24Swimwear’s hot style; no good initially (5)
26Run controversial musical, we hear (5)

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