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Your Starter for Ten
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Man in the North Bank
I Love the Arsenal

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• The cliche 'a game of two halves' describes exactly what happened at the Nou Camp against Barcelona. Comprehensively outplayed by the likes of Rivaldo, Guardiola et al in the first half, the Gunners staged a remarkable and thrilling second-half comeback to snatch the equaliser and an invaluable point. Two games at home (well, Wembley) and one away in Stockholm should secure the points to qualify for the next round.

• Nicolas Anelka has hit problems settling in at Real Madrid. No surprise there, then. But what about his Highbury replacements, Davor Suker and Thierry Henry? Suker boasts a fantastic scoring record for Croatia. When you look at his two goals against Aston Villa last month, you realise why. No wonder a certain 'Match of the Day' panellist said to Gary Lineker: 'He reminds me of you, Gary. He does his work inside the box'. Is Suker the penalty box predator to replace Ian Wright? Certainly there was never any chance of him playing a one-two with Dennis before the first goal against Villa. Bergkamp had given him the chance. All Suker wanted to do was convert it. After a stuttering start (remember Bergkamp's first few games?), the pacy, skilful Henry is finding the net. The jury was out on his finishing, but his confidence is growing and the goals will follow.

• The providential £23million sale of Anelka to Real has covered Arsenal's summer signings. As Wenger revealed, Suker wasn't initially on the Gunners' wanted list. But when the chance arose, it was too good to miss. Likewise, the money from Anelka's move released the cash for Arsene to pay a club record fee for Henry.

• Vice-chairman David Dein moved fast when Matthew Upson needed boots and shin pads brought to Florence, the day after the Gunners had landed for their first game in the Champions League last month. DD contacted Jonathan Metliss, head of City law firm SJ Berwin's sports business division, who brought Upson's gear out with him on the day of the match. And Metliss is a Chelsea fan!

• Only a small minority of the nation has been able to watch Arsenal's Champion League games on TV. Less than 300,000 homes currently have ONdigital, which screened the match. Their signal currently reaches only 60% of the country. (Anybody in N16 who watched the game on ONdigital and can tell us about the reception quality?) Meanwhile, a spokesperson for giant brewers Bass said: "It seems they (ONdigital) have no plans at the moment to allow us to screen the matches".

• Guests at Arsenal's training ground recently ­ Millennium Stars, a team whose background must rank among the most unusual. Most of them fought as boy soldiers in the Liberian civil war and it seems football has been their route back to some sort of normality after the conflict. Naturally they idolise George Weah, the greatest Liberian player of all. But they were delighted to meet Liberian-born forward Chris Wreh and Davor Suker when they called in on the Gunners.

• Interesting entry in Arsenal's annual accounts, under Freehold Properties ­ Additions. The sum mentioned is £6.037million: a large chunk of which surely went on the Gunners' new state-of-the-art training ground. Even so, that looks a sound long-term investment, especially if those facilities help Liam Brady and his youth development team attract the best youngsters to the club.

• Another interesting entry in the accounts... In 1998/9, the playing staff went down from 63 to 58. But Arsenal's total wage bill rose from £21.882million to £26.478million. In 1996, the wage bill was only £10.062million. That's a grand example of the way football's finances have gone through the roof.

Why I Love the Arsenal

by Ms Gooner

Football used to be known as 'a man's game'.' Until fairly recently, players and spectators were drawn from one half of the population and the atmosphere within the grounds had hardly moved on from the era of the flat cap and meat pie at half-time. Nowadays, however, women make up an increasing share of the audience and women's soccer teams are no longer a rarity. The writer of the this article is a young professional woman who thrives on the Highbury air.

When the editor first asked me if I would be willing to write a piece for N16 on my adoration of The Arsenal, the euphoria of having just watched m'boys in yet another home win and two pints of the Magpie's best (still can't bring myself to call it the Tup) must have got the better of me. Now, some three months later, I am attempting to put pen to paper in slightly different circumstances. Arsenal are close to mid-table (somewhere I've haven't had to lower my eyes to for a while) and have already lost to Man U and Liverpool this season. Writing a comical and witty piece about the Gooners is not so easy. Having asked a few of my usually fairly witty co-supporters for ideas, I only got one reply, 'Arsenal are not funny'. I'm inclined to agree. I take Arsenal very seriously.

There are however some very good reasons why I am an Arsenal fan and before any Tottenham fan quips, a liking for boring football is not one of them. Some of these are more serious than others.

First the serious ones Arsenal are the best team in London and, among other things, they are the only team never to have been relegated. They had the sense to move to North London from the South a long time ago. They are machine-like, with an ever-steady back four (alright, a little shaky recently, but the backbone's there) and although they can be naughty boys off the field, they're generally loyal to the cause (Anelka, of course, excepted). But everybody knows all of this.

On a more personal level, they have proved to be more reliable and dependable than any man in my life of late and have the two qualities I always look for first in that department style and stamina. Although Arsenal have never been the prettiest team in the Premiership, the girlie side of me still has palpitations when I watch them limbering up. (OK, maybe that's down to the hangover and the dodgy pre-match hotdog.)

Quite apart from being a welcome romantic substitute, Arsenal have also provided me with one of the best reasons to celebrate in the past few years the Double. Admittedly, as with many celebrations, that event also provided an aftermath that leaves me cringing the memory, albeit vague, of my rather drunken stumbling from pub to pub along Church Street with red and white ribbons in my hair. It has been rather difficult since to re-establish my good reputation as a 30-year-old University Law lecturer, though some would doubt this ever existed.

So why else should I support Arsenal? Various reasons. It usually means I can get a decent conversation out of the grumpiest black cab driver; most of the fans are equipped with mobiles (having loadsamoney of course), very useful for that half time match analysis; and of course there's always the possibility that I'll meet one such fan in the post-championship celebrations (!) this season and move to Essex.

Frankly, despite all this, the most important reason for my love of The Arsenal is that they are not, and never will be, Tottenham Hotspur.

Editor - Any female Spurs fans care to reply?

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